Mrs Groovy

1. my daughter is emo and she is sucking my soul of any and all positivity.
2. I am changing feminine pads on a dog.
3. Little dog has gone nuts. He cried all night long and has been on a constant hump fest since he woke up. I’d get him fixed tomorrow if I knew he’d stop.
4. I’m watching my in-laws dog, she has a vaginal infection and I have to rub cream on her twat twice a day!
5. My son woke up and said “So Mom what are we going to do today?
6. My husband is going to work (this is also kind of a good thing since the dogs are driving him nuts)
7. I am NOT in the mood. (Oddly enough I am in a fairly good mood considering I didn’t sleep much because of the dog who cried all night)

So yeah… oh and someone shit on my patio!

Humorous, no?

What my kids say about me

I asked these questions to my kids,
Ashlee – 15
Antone – 9

1. What is something mom always says to you?
Ashlee – I love you
Tony – Are you in the living room? (he always leaves the light on)

2. What makes mom happy?
Ashlee – chocolate
Antone – dogs

3. What makes mom sad?
Ashlee – When dad works late
Antone – When dad works late

4. How does your mom make you laugh?
Ashlee – When she talks about farts (glad the world got to see this answer)
Antone – when she makes fun of Kirby’s hair.

5. What was your mom like as a child?
Ashlee – interesting
Antone – cool

6. How old is your mom?
Ashlee – 35
Antone – 38

7. How tall is your mom?
Ashlee – short
Antone – 6ft

8. What is her favorite thing to do?
Ashlee – be with us kids.
Antone – play with duke.

9. What does your mom do when you’re not around?
Ashlee – nap
Antone – clean

10. If your mom becomes famous, what will it be for?
Ashlee – singing
Antone – getting lots of dogs.

11. What is your mom really good at?
Ashlee – being a mom
Antone – cleaning and being a mom

12. What is your mom not very good at?
Ashlee – being a jerk
Antone – video games

13. What does your mom do for her job?
Ashlee – ad work
Antone – clean

14. What is your mom’s favorite food?
Ashlee – chocolate
Antone – pizza

15. What makes you proud of your mom?
Ashlee – lots of stuff (brave, not lazy)
Antone – She’s nice and brave

16. If your mom were a cartoon character, who would she be?
Ashlee – jessica Rabbit
Antone -

17. What do you and your mom do together?
Ashlee – talk a lot and shop
Antone – play with the dogs

18. How are you and your mom the same?
Ashlee – long hair
Antone – both smart

19. How are you and your mom different?
Ashlee – she’s brave and I’m not.
Antone – mom doesnt play video games

20. How do you know your mom loves you?
Ashlee – She tells us all the time and takes care of us.
Antone – she helps us

21. Where is your mom’s favorite place to go?
Ashlee – home (hallmark)
Antone – Target (hallmark)

I copied this from Bittersweet, whom I’ve been reading for a long time and absolutely identify with, but have never even left one comment just because I’m so lame.

You have no idea the apprehension I feel sending my daughter to school today. Worse yet, I’m going out to my husband’s work which is 30 minutes away… She too is nervous.

We two seem to be the only ones in this whole situation that is at all worried. On Friday I called the Mom of my daughter’s best friend to tell her about what was going on at school. She told me that she had heard about it that morning but she really needed to get home…. WHAT?!

Then there was my Mother…. well honey you can’t protect her, her whole life.

Staying busy will make the day go by quicker.

*Just as we pulled up to the school this morning, they started talking about my daughter’s school on the radio. We heard them say that attendance was up to the parents. I parked my car, went into the school with my daughter and told them she would not be attending today. Then she went to my husband’s work with me. We’ll face tomorrow when tomorrow comes.

Tonight FINALLY on the news.

Friday afternoon my daughter called me from school. She isn’t supposed to use her phone during school hours but will sneak me a call when she isn’t feeling well or really wants to come home. Since she isn’t supposed to call the calls always worry me some. When I answered her call she told me that there was supposed to be a gun fight or a shoot out at her school. She told me all the exits were blocked off and the police where there. Then she told me she had to go and hung up. Freaked me out so I drove past her school. They had cars blocking all the exits out of the school and there was a police car on the side road but it was empty. I drove past the school and decided to call.

“Hello, this is a parent of one of your students, I was just told there is supposed to be some type of gun activity at school today and you’ve got the exits blocked off.” I was shocked to hear her say… “Yes that is correct and we are just taking some precautions.” I replied “Well, I am taking my own precautions and I’d like her at the front door when I get there.”

I was furious! How dare they not tell me there is a higher danger risk at my child’s school. This school year cannot end soon enough.

Doing a quick google search for my daughter’s school brought me this quote.

On May 2, 2008, it was confirmed there was going to be a drive-by shooting. This event never happened.