Mrs Groovy

Next week my husband has two over-night inventories and on friday I have a disability review with a dr. Positive thoughts…. positive thoughts…. please.

1. my daughter is emo and she is sucking my soul of any and all positivity.
2. I am changing feminine pads on a dog.
3. Little dog has gone nuts. He cried all night long and has been on a constant hump fest since he woke up. I’d get him fixed tomorrow if I knew he’d stop.
4. I’m watching my in-laws dog, she has a vaginal infection and I have to rub cream on her twat twice a day!
5. My son woke up and said “So Mom what are we going to do today?
6. My husband is going to work (this is also kind of a good thing since the dogs are driving him nuts)
7. I am NOT in the mood. (Oddly enough I am in a fairly good mood considering I didn’t sleep much because of the dog who cried all night)

So yeah… oh and someone shit on my patio!

Humorous, no?

to “NOT Mom”.

So Diva’s in heat which means Duke is in “HEAT”.
Dear Lord take me now.
These damn dogs….

What is the record for most days in a row with a headache?

I threw up chili yesterday….
for the record, Ewww!
I also slept many many hours.

I’m a horrible daughter.

Thursday my in-laws will be dropping off their dog for me to babysit.
Five dogs.

Medicine on the microwave, three names. His, hers and mine.
Products of me.

Counseling.
I laugh.
You do realize this is extremely out of the ordinary…
I normally would never give medication without some type of counseling….

You paying Doc?

It is time for a change, Amy Lee.
Get ready.